Breast Cancer Awareness feature
Thought you might want to read a feature I've written for a women's lifestyle magazine. This is dedicated to my friend Karen Gillis. Because she's AWESOME! :)
Big or small; let’s save them all!
Like it or not, we all have them. Little. Large. Firm. Soft. Some
which pass the pencil test, others that swing pendulously somewhere around your
navel. The sheer diversity of knockers is immense. But whatever you’ve been
blessed with, your breasts need looking after.
Recent research shows that more and more
women over the age of forty-seven, are being called for routine breast cancer
screening but are delaying booking their appointments. In an alarming number of
cases, some are simply not going at all.Earlier this year, I visited my doctor
regarding a pain in my left breast. I’d had it on and off for about six months.
She examined me and neither felt nor saw anything to cause alarm but because
the pain was in only one breast, she referred me to the Breast Clinic. I felt
apprehensive but seeing as no lump had been detected, I was confident I was
absolutely fine and the pain must be down to the fact I was trying to squeeze
my 36G hooters into a 34F bra in the vain hope that they might ‘look a bit
smaller’.I was telephoned the very next day with an
appointment for a mammogram in a fortnights’ time. As the day loomed closer, I
started to get a little jittery but as I strolled into the clinic with my
partner, just a few days after my forty-fifth birthday, I was more concerned
about my breasts exploding in the mammogram machine than anything sinister
being discovered.I sat in the waiting room, surrounded by
women just like me, some younger, some older, some who were obviously going
through treatment and others who were there for their five-year check. I was
amazed at just how many of us there were.I was called in to see the surgeon and she
examined me. Like my GP and myself, she could feel nothing abnormal. I asked
her if the mammogram hurt having been told it was a similar pain to ‘trapping
your tit in the fridge door’. Now, I don’t know about you, but that
particularly harrowing ordeal has never happened to me before so I had no idea
what to expect. The surgeon laughed and said it may be a little uncomfortable
but it didn’t hurt. I almost fell of my chair when the nurse in the consulting
room with us raised her eyebrows and asked her how the hell she knew that,
seeing as she’d never had one before! I frowned and told her that she needed to
practice what she preached and maybe give it a whirl.I was ushered through into the mammogram
room, with its mood lighting and monster machinery. I eyed The Puppy Pulveriser
suspiciously and was told to strip to the waist. Within seconds, I’d been
contorted into a very peculiar lopsided position with breast number one lifted
and arranged, like a loaf of bread about to be sliced, on the flat-plate. The
mammographer turned a dial, the upper plate moved down and my breast proceeded
to flatten. I braced myself. But the pain never came. And it wasn’t
particularly uncomfortable. In fact, I hardly felt a thing.Mammogram over, I was told to dress and sit
back in the waiting room. If the mammogram was clear I could go home. Great!
Ordeal over!Seconds later I was guided into another
dimly-lit room and told somebody would be with me shortly. A radiographer
appeared and informed me my mammogram was normal but because my breast tissue
was very dense, I needed an ultrasound. I almost told him there was no need to
insult my breast tissue but I didn’t think he’d get the joke.I whipped my bra off yet again and he asked
me where I’d been feeling the pain. He put the transducer on my boob, pressed
down a little and said four words that I will never forget. You have a tumour.
The following few minutes were a blur. I was just about to go home, now I’m
bloody dying. At first he tried to aspirate the tumour in case it was a
fluid-filled cyst. It wasn’t. Next came anaesthetic and four separate biopsies.
I was cleaned, stitched and patched up. I was told my tumour was a double
tumour connected by a stalk. All I could visualise was a couple of vine
tomatoes growing in my boob. I burst into floods of tears and the nurse gave me
a hug. The tumour was measured, I was told not to worry and I’d be called back
in two weeks time for the results.Two weeks time… The most anxious,
frightening, exhausting two weeks of my life. I prepared myself for bad news. I
booked a hair appointment to have my long hair lopped off. I even mentally
planned my own funeral.Fourteen traumatic, tear-soaked days later
I was given the all-clear. My tumour was a benign fibroadeoma that had probably
been lurking there since I was a teenager. The relief was overwhelming. I went
out and got drunk on champagne.But the stark realisation is, many, many
women don’t get the all-clear. 49,900 women get diagnosed with breast cancer
each year. That’s one hundred and thirty women a day. Putting it into visual
terms, imagine all the mums in the average school playground at home time. THAT
many women.Early detection is the key to survival. If
it wasn’t for the ultrasound I received, my hidden tumour would never have been
detected. I was fortunate. I didn’t have cancer. But at least I now know I have
a couple of cherry tomatoes residing in my left boob. How many women out there
right now, are walking around, oblivious to the fact that they too have
tumours? If you can’t feel a lump, how can you possibly know it’s there? And
that is why 32 women a day die from this terrible disease. Quite simply, they
get diagnosed too late.Whatever your fears, your anxieties, your
concerns about attending routine screening appointments, the bottom line is
they could save your life. Ok, you will have to endure the The Puppy Pulveriser
but hey, it’s no worse than getting your tit trapped in the fridge door and I’m
pretty sure Anastasia Steele’s bangers encountered much more discomfort during
a manhandling by Christian Grey than you will ever encounter having a mammogram.
If, like me, you’re breast tissue is intellectually challenged, insist on a
follow-up ultrasound. If a lump is found, don’t panic. Eight out of ten lumps
are benign. And if you do end up joining The Club, as it is affectionately
known, just remember breast cancer is one of the most treatable forms of cancer
in the world. You will receive the best possible treatment from our wonderful
NHS and you WILL get better.Remember the only person who can save you
is you. When you get that letter, head straight for the phone, make that call
and make like you’re in Mr. Grey’s Red Room.
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